acowardlylion:

first date questions

(Source: neither)

chickensandwich:

ailaxolotl:

chickensandwich:

boys stand up to pee

girls sit down to pee

boys sit down to poop

girls stand up to poop

how backwards is that??

I’m sorry but I have never stood up to poop

yo whatever

(Source: chickensandwich)

xoch-ipilli:

Why is my penis so small.

(Source: kristinacandypants)

me doing a power point presentation in class

(Source: parlourtreats)

realitytvgifs:

Me arriving to my birthday Happy Hour.

(Source: smoke-til-my-eyes-bleed)

fiesfettfaulfilosofisch:

ladyavenal:

QUINTOBATCH <3

damn, look how their cheekbones crash against each other like a massive quintobatch-spacequake

(Source: corneliapornelia)

indeterminatespace:

aeronauticals:

Chad

fuckin A

(Source: victoraugustus)

Caleb’s butt is marvelous.

(Source: islifeworthliving)